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[dkpsyhog]

You know how canaries were historically brought into coal mines, because if the mine was full of carbon monoxide the canary would die first and the miners would be able to escape before they died too?

I just found the greatest thing.

This is a canary resuscitator.

When the miners notice the canary getting sick with carbon monoxide poisoning, they can close that circular hatch so no more gas gets into the canary cage, and open the valve on that oxygen tank to keep the canary breathing. In other words, they made a spacesuit for birds.

By immediately giving the canary access to clean air, the miners can save it from the poison. The bird lives. To be clear, this is not for economic purposes, this was specifically created because the miners felt bad and wanted to save the bird.

Isn’t that just the perfect demonstration of what humans are like? We started sacrificing small creatures to save ourselves, and then felt bad and spent our valuable resources on saving the critters too. Because yeah the canary was the only way to test for CO, but it’s a living creature too, dammit!

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[adampvrrish]

my fatal flaw is that if i don't want to do something i just won't do it like mama raised a quitter for sure.. i'll be doing something and suddenly be like damn what if i just didn't 🤔. very freeing but also i suffer so many consequences

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[insaneostyle]

Shocking how many people don’t know that hens lay non-fertilized eggs and think the yolk they’re eating is a baby chicken

[countess-of-edessa]

once tried desperately to make my friend understand that yolks were not, like, a liquified potentiality of chicken, and she looked at me for a while and then said, "but they’re both yellow."

[woolandflax]

Behold

A chicken

[alexseanchai]

[image: a lemon.]

[brawltogethernow]

Image descriptions that incidentally make the joke infinitely funnier.

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[nina-zcnik]

no ad is as powerful as a tumblr mutual who has a new hyperfixation 

[pennypaperbrain]

I’m in this photo and I’m trying to make everyone else like it.

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[wowwwmobius]

"its so in character for loki to narcissistically fall in love with himself lol" is it really though?? if you go beyond the absolute surface level of his glorious purpose act he clearly hates himself, thinks he deserves to be alone and has massive daddy issues im sorry but loki was literally destined to fall in love with the very first dilf who paid him a few genuine compliments and said he could maybe be a good person if he tried

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[kaity--did]

Tonight on My Husband Doesn’t Know How to Baby Talk

“Ma’am, are you aware that these, right here are your hands? They belong to you. And you get to decide what happens with them. So when you use these hands to pull your binky out of your mouth that is not necessarily a dad problem. I’ll fix it obviously i just want you to acknowledge it’s not my fault”

[kaity--did]

Husband: ma’am it has been reported lately that you do in fact have tiny little toes and a little button nose, do you care to comment?

Penny Rose: Babbles in Baby

Husband: RIVETING!

[kaity--did]

Penny Rose: Does that High Pitched Baby Yell ™️

Husband: Let it out friend! Feel your feelings!

[kaity--did]

Me: Hehehe silly husband doesn’t know how to do baby talk

All of tumblr collectively at my husband:

[kaity--did]

Penny Rose: does a sad baby scream

Husband: you don’t even have to understand taxes yet! I can explain them but you’ve got several years before that’s relevant!

Penny Rose: wide eyes, staring at her father, almost intrigued

Husband: I lied to you Penny your mother does our taxes. Do you want to know about arbitration? I know all about arbitration.

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[ottercrimes]

I remember reading about this like last year, and basically rich peoples private ponds are having wild otters come in and eating their million dollar koi fish, so it actually has made them more popular with many of the working class in Singapore who already admired the otters, so its sort of similar to those capybara in Argentina

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[baronessvonprivilege]

This is actually a real place in Belfast. No joke.

[bastardlybrendan]

I sometimes forget how weird it is to outsiders that Northern Ireland’s biggest gay nightclub is Soviet themed and has a huge statue of Lenin.

[verylargedog]

let’s fuckin’ go

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[filmnoirsbian]

I think toy doctors are so nice actually like i remember being a little heartbroken kid when one of my beloved stuffed animals got old and torn up and my mom just threw him out. And i know what it would have meant to me, to have someone lovingly stitch him back up instead so i could love him just a little longer. And I’m really glad there are little kids out there who get to see pictures of their stuffed animals and dolls with little fake hospital beds and casts as they “rest & heal” before returning to them good as new. Like what a sweet thing to do with your life.

[filmnoirsbian]

This is so nice 🥺

[gritty4lyf]

It’s also so good for normalising the idea of illness, hospitals and recovery not being bad or scary places, even if sometimes they’re not very nice, because the people there are doing kind things to make you better so you can go back home. No one knows which kids are going to end up dealing with major traumatic illnesses or injuries, and having a safe framework for the idea of a hospital, a safe, painless, vicarious hospital experience is such valuable preparation

[sweetandsavageautistic]

not gonna cry not gonna cry not gonna cry not gonna cry not gonna

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[shadowandbonecentral]

rubatosis: the unsettling awareness of your own heartbeat (claire v.) | requested by anonymous

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[slicedblackolives]

celebrities used to be so cool man jane fonda still gets arrested at protests marilyn monroe was under investigation by the CIA for being a communist hedy lamarr invented wifi what happened

[slicedblackolives]

like honestly what is a celebrity anymore if not an instagram influencer with a movie deal. hellooooo can you go back to being socialist bisexuals too famous to be assassinated again

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[frodo-sam]

We prefer snakes to wolves.

Tom Hiddleston as PRESIDENT LOKI in LOKI: Journey Into Mystery

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[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[letsgetmetaphysical-physical]

Updog?

[waitwhatdidtheysay]

[captions]

[upbeat music plays in the background]

“So this is my dog Mako. We think he was raised with cats initially, because he just loves to be on counters and elevated surfaces. I’ve never heard him bark, and he’s overall just a really weird little dude.”

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[aegissi]

I have to admit. I am not living la vida loca